new frontman « Result #2 on Mar 16, 2006, 6:40pm »
Hello Blinkies,
I,m pleased to see, having just logged on that you have found your man at last.
I presume you have had him checked out for "relationnutsfinancialitus"(a very common kind of "bird flu" contracted by blinkie vocalists) and that Dr Von Dlenipsntits has passed him fit for the band.
I do hope that this time you have made the right appointment and that you get the recognition you deserve.
I followed the link for Johns ex band and read his personal profile where he talks about his musical influences and tastes.
Re: The only woman for me « Result #3 on Nov 10, 2005, 7:30am »
Just a quick message lads to congratulate you on your recent gig at Washington Football club last Friday and a big thanks for inviting me on at the end after my recent lay off.
Hoppa did very well and proved that he can be a caring and sensitive male as he didnt abuse my frail body in his normal way.
After my recent internals and anti biotic consumption my body can no longer absorb the physical punishment it has endured over the last ten years living the rock style life.
DR Von Dlenipsntits (German gynecologist) said,after sitting on my face and examining me in the 69 position,that he had never seen internal damage like it before.
He was amazed when I felt no pain,after he told me he had to examine me from behind and that I would "feel a small prick".
Honestly I never felt a thing.
Dr Von Dlenipsntits gave me a thorough examination and even put me to sleep so that I wouldnt be too distressed.
Mind you I must say when I finally came too,I felt worse than I did before he put me to sleep,however when the other doctors left the room he told me not to worry about it and that with the help of his colleagues together they had diagnosed the problem and the pain would ease.
Well boys its nice to be back and feeling refreshed after my little rest and treatment from Dr Von Dlenipsntits.
He wants to monitor my progress every week just to make sure that I am recovering and all is well.
Re: The only woman for me « Result #4 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:41am »
think else.s new hair do looks mint,but think its about time she dumped that that hoppa t***er saw his knob at the pemberton wouldnt put many fires out with that tadge
Re: The only woman for me « Result #6 on May 24, 2005, 3:58pm »
Dear Perv,
I was rather shocked to read your letter and learn of hoppas treatment of my beloved daughter,I didnt realise my Elsie had got involved with these Blinky boys with their loud music and addiction to dolly mixtures I dont think this is the lifestyle my elsie should be anywhere near,I will have strong words with sister Lovitt when I drop her off at convent school and see if they can persuade her to leave this world of rock n roll behind her, You seem a really nice man who could maybe give her all she needs (but I doubt it) as she is very demanding in the marital dept.I think I should cometo the next performance of these musical chappies and have a word with Mr Hoppa and check his credentials although I have heard he constantly checks them himself throughout his performabce. Iwill conyact you shortly. Yours Mr thingy Scratcher.
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 6 Location: North East England
When and where « Result #7 on May 6, 2005, 9:23pm »
July 22nd 2005 sees us playing the Nuke The Monkey rally. It's organised by the Hartlepool Misfits Motorcycle Club and is a weekend long rally held in Elwick about 1 mile outside of Hartlepool. Get yerselves there. Bikes, beer, women and loud rock music - heaven!
The only woman for me « Result #8 on May 6, 2005, 9:10pm »
Hi Blinkies
I wonder if someone could help me.
Having attended a few of your gigs i couldnt help but notice this beautifull err lady who always COMES onto the stage at the end of your show.
She always COMES on when Hoppa calls for her,she never seems to say no and quite frankly I think that Hoppa has no respect for her and treats her in a really bad way.
I mean where did you find her?
Does she really enjoy this sort of treatment?
I mean obviously no women in their right mind would up with this so she must enjoy it,or does she?
I am intrigued and I dont deny the more I see her at the show the more she turns me on.
Hoppa is a very lucky man to have her because as he tells us, she is his bit on the side.
Well I dont think that this is fair on Elsie and what she really needs is a man like myself to look after her and treat her properly.
So would one of you please give me her contact details so that I can talk and hopefully meet this little sex bomb.
I think of her every night when I am in bed and I feel very angry and jealous towards Hoppa,in fact these feeling are driving me mad.
I feel so in love with her and I worry about how overpowering these feelings are and how I would go to any lengths to get this pregnant dog in my bed.
So for Hoppas sake please give me her number so that I can have the real thing in my life.
we have just sobered up from the saturday night Bebside egg run and must say what a wild nite never knew what to expect but thought everyone was brill a fantastic atmoshere and jesus wot a pile of eggs.
saw Colonel Blink for the first time after being told we shouldnt miss em and yip we were blown away second set was effing great fell off the table while dancing with a crowd the rebel yell let there be rock was awesome and as billy says I want more more more
will be first in at the wooden doll got see these guys again any body who aint seen em catch em asap absolute blew us away.